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Suck UK Dead Fred

Too much pent up anger ? Now there is no need to go postal and shoot all your work mates. Instead keep a little model dead man on your desk who you can pound and stab when things dont go your way. Don't forget to take him with you when you get asked to clear your desk.

£7.50

SUCK UK - DESK ORGANIZER | NOVELTY SILICONE HOLDER FOR PENS & PENCILS | OFFICE & HOME GIFT |

  • Availability: In Stock
  • Product Code: SK DEADFRED1
  • Manufacturer: Suck UK
  • Available from: Amazon
It is generally unacceptable to bang your fists on your desk in rage. Coffee may get spilt. Desktop ornaments may fall. And heads will inevitably turn. To successfully vent any office frustration, we have this novel gadget for you. We have christened him Dead Fred. Let us demonstrate how he works: when you feel your frustration levels rising, pick up your nearest biro and hold it in a stabbing position above your head. With one swift motion bring down your fist, contort your facial expressions, and spike Fred through the heart. He won't feel it, because he is dead. Your pen will stay in an upright position for the next time you need it. And your frustration will have dissipated. Fred will not make a full recovery, but that is ok because, as you may recall, he is dead.
  • Amusing and unique red silicone decorative desk top stationery holder in the shape of 'Dead Fred'. A great alternative to your average pen tray.
  • An unusual and funny gift for your friend at the office, school, classroom, college, university or home. Place this desk tidy on your worktop and stay organised, keeping your favourite pen in one fixed location.
  • Great for fans for all things horror - store and organise your office supplies and let your messy desk meet its gruesome end. Ideal for students and professionals alike.
  • Measures 13 x 6.5 x 2.5 cm - small, compact and can fit nicely on even the most crowded of desks.
  • Part of the 'Dead' Range - purchase along with Stress Ball Paul and complete the collection!

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