Christmas Turd...
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Xmas Turd

Amazon review : "Bought this for my four year old niece. A tad inappropriate perhaps for an angelic-faced little girl, but the look on her face will live with me for the rest of my days! Confusion at first, then the realisation what it was, followed by revulsion, disappointment and a look of betrayal. As we all sat around helpless with laughter she squeezed it then threw it on the floor."

£6.50

Christmas Turd Great Xmas Present

  • Availability: In Stock
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  • Manufacturer: dgp
  • Available from: Amazon
Feel like gracing someone's festive season with the most crap Christmas gift ever? You can't get better than the Christmas Turd! Ok, so it may not have a catchy theme tune like Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo, but it is still pretty darned funny. Literally a fake poo donning a little Santa hat, this festive feces has to be one of the nastiest stocking fillers ever...unless you put a little hat on real poo, which we do not endorse nor recommend but would like pictures of... If you are looking for a hilarious Secret Santa gift or ocking filler, our Christmas Turd will certainly leave it's (skid) mark. Now you really can give a sh*t. Christmas Turd * Christmas Turd is a fake poo wearing a Christmas hat * Also doubles up as a stress reliever! * The joke poo measures approx 7 cm x 7 cm x 7 cm * Great novelty gifts for practical jokers and pranksters aged 5 to 150! Why not pop it on a plate and sneak it on the Christmas dinner table to freak out your grand parents? What do you get? * 1 x Christmas Turd Why You Should Buy From Us! * 30 day money-back guarantee * Low-price guarantee * Loyalty points discount off future orders * Huge range of unique gift ideas for all occasions * Excellent customer service * Next day delivery available Christmas Turd
  • A fake poo wearing a Christmas hat
  • Also doubles up as a stress reliever!
  • Measures approx 7 cm x 7 cm x 7 cm
  • Great for practical jokers and pranksters aged 5 to 150!

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